Monday, August 07, 2006

One Weak Slap!

I've always maintained that we live in a very funny world, with some very funny people in it, who have a very funny way of dealing with the problems that life throws them into.

Read this article in The Times of India the other day. About this new buses that the BMTC is planning to bring out. Check it out. These are gonna be 2 new 'prototypes'. One is gonna be exclusively for women. And its gonna be painted, yup u guessed it, in a happy shade of pink. Wonder if it'll have some fancy mirrors attached to every window that the women can use to touch up their make up too.

The other one is even better. This is gonna be this ultra progressive bus, that's gonna have a partition in the middle. The seats in the front are going to be for women, and the one in the back for men. The bus will also have 3 doors- one in the front, one in the back, and another in the middle (u'd wonder were they are gonna put the seats). Men and women are gonna enter thru the middle doors, which are of course gonna have a partition, so that there is no contact between the 2, and for exit, men use the back door and women use the front door. Pretty neatly done huh?

This is how the govt, And the BMTC react to the endless complaints by women of harrasement n molestation. I travel by these BMTC buses...every single working day. So I know what it means. In the past one month that I've started working, in an office far far away from my place, taking 2 diff buses back an forth. And quite honestly, travelling by bus is no joy ride. You gotta travel with sexually frustrated assholes who think because the bus is crowded, and there's hardly place to breath, its a happy opportunity to feel up women, grab watever part of their body they fancy and do all other kind of pathetic assholery. These Sick morons make my blood boil. The worst insult is that there little you can do about. The only revenge u get is a pathetic attempt at counter attact...I use my nails to maul their skin away. Make sure that they need shit loads of anti-septic when they get off the bus. N pray that it becomes septic. I have punched these on their stomachs, stamped their feet before as I get down. But what use are these, when you can't even see the freakkin face of the jerk?

It pisses me off. This "chaltha hai" attitude. This pawing. There's no point trying to complain to bus conductors. They will yell, create a scene outta it, then the entire bus will leer at you, and you end up wishing you had just kept your mouth shut in the first place.

But still when I read bout these proposed remedies, I was more amused than relieved. I have never considered myself a feminist. I don't think all women are "abala naaries" who need to fight for their rights. And no, I don't think all men are jerks either(they are just li'l stupid :D) . Which is why this move amused me so much.

The way I see it, it's a pretty big insult to a man's intelligence, and his ability to conduct himself. It like telling the whole mankind (and I mean only man-kind(!)) that you do not know how to behave like mature adults, so we are gonna deal with you the way we deal with pre-school children. We are gonna set the rules of conduct for you which you will not question, but will only follow like a bunch of imbeciles, incapable of rational or intelligent thought. Period.

When there was this furor with the burkha deal and Sania Mirza, there was this very sensible comment that I heard someone make. It was by Mr. John Thomas, the editor of the Vijay Times, B'lore, who was talking to us in our journalism class. He said that he objects to the imposition of the burkha on women, quite simply because it preassumes guilt on his side. "It is saying that I cannot control myself when I see a woman, and I resent that."

So the men of B'lore, the way I see it, these new buses are quite a vocal insult to your sensibilities. You can keep yourself from feeling up a woman, when you stand next to one. You require a physical barrier to keep your slimy hands to yourself, so that is just what you get.

My comment one the move? One word! Pathetic!

12 comments:

Anu said...

oh!! reverse psychology will not work on these perverts ya!! for one moment they will be indignant and the next will wonder y to let go of a chance... !!!
the word is "anonymity" u can yell scream and make a scene ther.. everyone will yelp bak and he vanishes never to be seen again by the same crowd= i will do this again !!! ure revenge kick, scratch and slap!!!

ToOothlEss WOndeR! said...
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ToOothlEss WOndeR! said...

not that we dont have a better solution.. like these guys in
href="http://upi.com/NewsTrack/view.php?StoryID=20060731-103751-9783r"> Kosovo..

We'd only have to chop off a wee bit extra.. ;)

ToOothlEss WOndeR! said...

just how do you put a link in here?? duh..

Anonymous said...

http://upi.com/NewsTrack/view.php?StoryID=20060731-103751-9783r

crumbs said...

@ tsu
exactly!its SO frustrating that u've to dirty ur hands to deal with these pathetic @#$#%&^
i'll be damned if i've to learn martial arts to travel in buses.
@ toothless
hmmm...i've no clue how u put the link here!i jus copy-pasted the link...well sounds like a pretty decent idea to me.but dunno how many men will actually agree. it'd be so much easier if they jus learn some basic manners...like "keep thy slimy hands to thy self"

Sh'shank said...

Well well Moontalk aren't you the complete linguist... assholery???
And my dear tsu when exactly do u travel by a bus??? I wonder.
the buses oh my my! I have a heavy dose of it and please don't for a second think that only women have to face the brunt of wondering whose hand is on your backside cause things are really too crowded and men freely use any peice of cloth anywhere above their nose as hankies the bane of being tall... or little taller...

crumbs said...

@ pricky
hey!i've every right just as much as the next guy/gal to create a new word of my own!shakespear does it, its literary genius, i do it n u grumble.
:P
and did whc is better?n guy rubbing his nose on ur clothes or a guy rubbing his u-kw-what on ur sholder???

Anu said...

GUYS !!! the graphics are hedious!! no more rubbing shoulders abt this ;( and u prick jus cuz ive a bike in blore doesnt mean ive never travelled in a bus! and like mooney put it gotten my hands filthy!!!

vidi said...

yapaaaa... i take our buses a day. back n fro... and i KNOW what you are talking about. these sexually straved men need to be kicked we it hrts the most!!!!!! serious! like the stupid bus service is actually going to do anything about it!

crumbs said...

moi!
come join the sulk campaign mate!

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